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As I've said the Heffron field literally isn't even.

There's a massive hump in the middle of the pitch.

Cringe as ****

When you’re down there next can you take a photo of the “massive hump” and post it here?
 
Further to my post on the Centre for Hexcellence...apparently Heffron is smack bang over an ancient Neanderthal burial ground. Carbon dating suggests that bones found during the excavation (not disclosed at the time) relate to the time before Australia separated from Asia and Antarctica. Authorities have called in a specialist team from the Vatican to Exorcise the Exercise field. Meanwhile in other news....can our season get any more bizarre and as I type this I realise that I should NOT tempt the fates! That is all
You’ve got an 80 million year hole in your theory. I’m thinking aliens rather than Neanderthals.
 
There’s no massive hump. Again not sure on how hard the surface may or may not be, but in terms of the pitch, it’s as good as it gets.
Won’t be too hard. The only issue possible is movement of the sand as it settles. That is usually shown up with clumps of grass coming up. I haven’t seen that.
 


On top of all this, both Hawkins and Gray ruled out for six-plus weeks?!! For f**k sake, I want to scream. This is becoming the absolute Season from hell. Nothing is going our way and this is the worst injury list I can remember. They're all long term too. It's carnage, an absolute nightmare.

I am gutted. The Season is already shit, but how the hell are we supposed to compete, perform and try to improve with half our squad out?? It's just about impossible. We're entering the easier part of the draw, where we should start to improve, but any chance of that is already f**ked.

I know some of these injuries have an element of bad luck to them but honestly, our entire high performance staff need to go. These guys are not fit enough and it's making them injury prone. Diabolical. This Season can't get much worse surely.

God.

The year is basically gone should be made to have the operation
 
NEWSFLASH ! - On a recent trip to Nth Korea a certain car salesman that shall not be named acquired nano formulating chemical agents which were secretly spread around the Hefron Centre of Excellence field by members of the Northern Territory Flying doctors, who made a trip to Hefron under the cover of darkness ,flying so low as to not be detected by Mascot Airport radar. The Rabbitohs have now been struck down with a massive injury crisis. Souths officials are now in London at secret offices of M16 trying to find a vaccine. 🤔😜🙏
 
In all seriousness, the club should be sending any and all players who would benefit from surgery off ASAP. I don’t care in the slightest who’s back later this year. The season is effed, my interest is low, let’s all reconvene November 1 for orientation day.
 
In all seriousness, the club should be sending any and all players who would benefit from surgery off ASAP. I don’t care in the slightest who’s back later this year. The season is effed, my interest is low, let’s all reconvene November 1 for orientation day.
I don't know about that . Waiting for the next win with a depleted side is quite exciting. All wins from here are going to be full of guts and glory . Bring it on !
 
There's a hump.

Field literally isn't flat.

Goofs.
 
If the narrative is true re: training standards, I’d hate to see how many more injuries we’d get at training if we actually trained hard…
 
Thanks.🥴
No fields are flat. Drainage demands a slope or drop off. Ever been to the SCG 🫣

Look I get it. You, at times, have raised some valid concerns re the club but this is just another example of you trying to nail the most fanciful nonsense to their cross.
It’s nonsense
It’s hysterical
Its ignorant
It’s exaggerated crap
It’s a nonsensical projection of your frustration

You really should take a breath and think before you start pounding your keyboard

Unless of course it’s deliberate and you’re one of those ex players or staff attacking because you’re no longer on the inner sanctum
 
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I don't know about that . Waiting for the next win with a depleted side is quite exciting. All wins from here are going to be full of guts and glory . Bring it on !
Meh.

Maybe we’re victim of our success over the past fifteen years but I’m not overly interested in jagging wins to avoid a spoon. We’re better than that and I have too many other things in life that I can prioritise.

The seasons dusted. I’ll still watch and support but honestly, if I see any players out there nursing injuries that could mean we are anything other than hitting the ground running for 2025, it’ll be a continuation of mismanagement and amateur hour we’ve been subjected to for the past 12+ months and that’s very depressing.
 
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